Tip: If you ever find one of your old phones DO NOT charge it, and DO NOT read through old text conversations you had with your ex while you were dating.

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  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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mountains-of-destiny:

If y’all need proof of the power of a haircut and facial hair—-this is the same guy

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this is fucked up. this fucked me up.

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